In my continuous journey of searching for Bible truth, and revising my worldview as I come across more, I have come to this realization: Though the Bible may be against making sexual jokes, I can find nowhere where it condemns the usage of poop jokes.
In light of this fact, I hereby announce that poop jokes, shall officially be my new primary default source of humor when I can't think of something sufficiently ironic or outrageous.
(If you can find me a verse in the Bible that convincingly proves me wrong, you get a free pony)
Also, poop.
- Garrett Vandenberg
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"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him" (Song of Solomon 5:4).
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Also poop.